This is not a children’s fable.  It’s definitely "NSFW", and would probably earn an “R” rating for violence, language, sexual situations and casual alcohol consumption.

The story stars Lucifer, and is based on the Sufi interpretation.  For those interested, just Google Sufism, specifically their take on Lucifer.  They do not consider him evil, rather see him as the embodiment of love and self-sacrifice.  As for the other angels in this story, they like to fight, drink, curse and engage in wanton carnality with abandon (translation: they don’t care if the object of their desire is Immortal or Human, good or bad, male or female, so long as they’re shaggable).  I have taken great liberties with all of Angelology; my angels are definitely NOT the do-gooders of popular mythology, and are anything but holy. In turn, Satan is an entirely separate entity from Lucifer; he is the absolute ruler of Hell, while Lucifer is his reluctant general manager.  You have been warned, my lovelies.

To quote Lucifer (who, in turn, is quoting Doc Holliday from his favorite movie, Tombstone):  “I have not yet begun to defile myself.”

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